At Thorn & Feather, we ensure fast and secure delivery.
- Carriers: Orders are shipped via Stallion Express, UPS, and Canada Post. We always choose the most reliable courier for your area to ensure fast, door-to-door service. Delivery to PO Boxes is available.
- Discreet Packaging: All items are shipped in plain, unmarked boxes to protect your privacy.
🕒 Estimated Delivery Times:
- Ontario (ON) & Quebec (QC): 1–3 business days
- Other Provinces: 3–5 business days
- Remote Areas: 5–7business days
🇨🇦 Canada Shipping:
- Free shipping on orders over $69 CAD
- Orders under $69: Shipping is calculated at checkout based on real-time courier rates
🇺🇸 USA Shipping:
- Free shipping on orders over $69 CAD
- Typical delivery time: 5–7 business days
- Note: As of May 2, 2025, U.S. Customs may charge import duties on certain products shipped from Canada. These fees are not included in our prices and must be paid by the buyer upon delivery.
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