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At Thorn & Feather, we ensure fast and secure delivery.
- Carriers: Orders are shipped via Stallion Express, UPS, and Canada Post. We always choose the most reliable courier for your area to ensure fast, door-to-door service. Delivery to PO Boxes is available.
- Discreet Packaging: All items are shipped in plain, unmarked boxes to protect your privacy.
🕒 Estimated Delivery Times:
- Ontario (ON) & Quebec (QC): 1–3 business days
- Other Provinces: 3–5 business days
- Remote Areas: 5–7business days
🇨🇦 Canada Shipping:
- Free shipping on orders over $69 CAD
- Orders under $69: Shipping is calculated at checkout based on real-time courier rates
🇺🇸 USA Shipping:
- Shipping rates are calculated based on weight according to the postal system. Packages are shipped via Canada Post and USPS. Shipping is DDP (Delivered Duty Paid), meaning all necessary import fees are already included in your total.
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As close to reality as possible.
A beautiful milky color and creamy texture — Creamy Fake Semen is a water-based lubricating gel that authentically replicates the look and feel of real semen. Silky, extra-slippery, and easy to clean, it brings realism and comfort into your most creative or intimate moments.
More real than life, this French-made high-quality fake semen is ideal for:
- Photo and video shoots (e.g., cam work)
- Ejaculating dildos with pump systems
- Realistic fantasy or roleplay scenarios
- Anal or vaginal play — thanks to its body-safe, ultra-slick formula
Whether for fun, fantasy, or professional content creation, this lube adds realism and versatility to your play. Compatible with latex condoms and sex toys.
- ✔ Made in France
- ✔ 90% natural origin ingredients
- ✔ Vegan-friendly
- ✔ Water-based & toy-safe
- ✔ Fragrance-free & tasteless
- ✔ Dermatologist tested
- ✔ pH-balanced for skin
Available in 70 ml, 150 ml — choose the size that suits your scene.
SPECIFICATIONS
FEATURES
UPC: 3700436013564 3700436012376
Questions & Answers
Q: looks really thick — is it easy to clean?
A: Yes, even though it looks creamy, it’s actually water-based. You can wash it off easily with just water, or add a little soap if you like. It won’t leave any greasy residue.
Q: Can I put it in my mouth?
A: It’s water-based and body-safe, so a little in your mouth won’t do any harm. But it’s not meant to be eaten, so we don’t suggest using it as food.
Q: I’ve ordered lube from other sites before and it leaked during shipping. How do you make sure that won’t happen with you?
A: We understand that worry — With us, lubricants are carefully wrapped in kraft paper so they won’t get squeezed or damaged in transit. And if it ever does arrive leaking, we’ll make it right with a refund.
