PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Lifesize Mage Masturbator

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Ontario (ON) and Quebec (QC): Orders usually arrive within 2 business days.

Other provinces: Delivery typically takes 3-4 business days.

Remote areas: Deliveries are expected within 5-7 business days.

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Material: TPE, ABS Plastic & Silicone
Dimensions:
Total Width: 11.8 in. (30 cm)
Total Length: 12.2 in (31.0 cm)
Total Height: 7.1 in (18 cm)
Tunnel Length (Vagina): 5.2 in (13.3 cm)
Tunnel Length (Anal): 5.2 in (13.3 cm)
Tunnel Diameter: Stretches to over 3 in. (7.6 cm)

• Turn ON/ OFF: Press the power button to turn your unit on. When turned on, the LED lights will illuminate indicating what functions may be selected. The other buttons will not function until the unit has been turned on. Press the button again to turn your unit off. Your Milk Me Silly is also designed with an internal timer set to power the unit “OFF” after 30 minutes of continuous use.
• Vibration Modes: Press the (V) button to turn ON the vibrating function. Press (V) to cycle through 5 vibration modes. Press the (+) button to increase vibration power. Press the (-) button to decrease vibration power. Press and hold the (V) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF vibrating function.
• Rotation Modes: Press the (R) button to turn ON the rotating function. Press (R) to cycle through 5 rotation modes. Press the (+) button to increase rotation speed. Press the (-) button to decrease rotation speed. Press and hold the (R) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF rotating function.

For cleaning, first unplug the unit, and then flush water in and out through the vagina and ass holes. The two holes connect, so flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening, and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water. Store in a cool, dry place. Do not use oil-based lubricants with this unit, as they may cause deterioration of your TPE toy. Store separately from other toys.
NOTE: Both holes connect to the same internal canal for super easy cleaning. The walls of the tunnel are intended to be tight and stretchy and aren’t very wide when you first start out. With a few uses, the elasticity will increase and should be able to accomodate most sizes.

• (1) Milk Me Silly Masturbator w/ Remote
• (1) AC/DC Adapter
• (1) Power Cord
• (3) Travel Plugs (TYPE G, TYP C, TYPE I)